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all ogics an izms are teh humbel tnihk porducts e i quazy intlectul propriety of shulss hilbilli but if anyon realy ned one to get tem thogh teh day juts go rigt ahed an borow it an i hop e one wil fit the paticlar day you have in minde.! an dont do notlet teh bad one foole you.! you migt hav to serch a long log tim but you wil find at lest one good.! some are abot teh wvmonters an oters migt hav genral aplicaton to the pulbic at larg in daly an nigtly lif.!

[lats new izm or ogic occurd an was tehn duley typd belowe on thu8dec2oo5 ]

as you go thogh life whatevr may be yor goal kep yor eye on the donutt an not on the hole.!
some peple who have a 2seat othouse wil stil complan that it only have one dor.!
if a posum on the road loks sligtly flat tehn it probly not playactig an is fair gam.!
somtims cityfied wommen hevy wit child in the big citys can be caugt to not wearig any shos or sox.!
only mary your sistrs mothrs an daugters if you are teh last man you now for to cary on teh speceys.!
if a hedless chiken runs for more tahn one minut aftr teh cutig tehn the meat is vey togh.!
evry seson is difrent an it diferent evy seasn.!
it is somtim usful to chew on thik slimy porkfat but do not let your mind wandr whil so doig.!
do not share bathwatr with more tahn one oter person in a row unles tey are prety close famly.!
two plus two dosnt not alwys eqal three.!
if a dog wont hunt tehn it shoud run rigt undra the porch an stay queit until it agee to lern to hunt.!
thare wil nevr realy com a tim to cash in on yor dayligt savigs it is juts one big big hoxe.!.
a teardrop from a monters eye wil invarably mak moonshin tast juts a littel bit misty.!
when it hails it is only juts teh supreme beig who is singig the wvmonter figt song.!
evrythig get old soonr or latr exept for new monter feild.!
a skulkig panhter shoud never evr be alowed to freely roam the cilivized erth.!
most of teh monterpeple woud mis the color ornge abot the lest ot of teh whole specturm ranbow.!
alwys kep the skilet real greazy if you want all precous bodly fluids to stay limbr an alert.!
somtims bigcity peple who live in teh big citys do not realy hav any real teth tey are realy juts faks.!
if you bougt a baloon to becom part of a new new monter feild traditon tehn you were foold.!
monters are alwys free but tey wil muts pay you to haul awy a pit panhter off of thare hans.!
the majorty of peple who play loto an entre swepstaks contets wil win nothig mots of teh tims.!
it much beter to be a monter high on a montantop tahn a panhter way down low in teh pitt of despare.!
ingenrl a secnd cosin can be turstd mor tan a thid an a thrid mor tan a froth an so on an on ect ect.!
vpigobler fans wernt told taht a vthokey is only a dummer turkie taht kep forgetig how for to gobbel.!
if any monterpeple liv in glashooses tehn modety dictat taht tey shoud realy instal draperys for curtan.!
the clampets are not relaton to shulss an tey not evn real or form w virgina my kin are teh real mcoys.!
why dos marshal fans alwys say so prodly that tey herd it thundr when monter fans alwys her it to.?
wvmonters woud hav at lest six mor natonal titels if nc2a stop credtig thare wins to teh east vrigina calaveirs.!
state pen fotbal realy neds a mothre an so we wil cal her jospehine materno or joma.!
the eye is in a midle of hurican an so is teh i so it is ok to cal miami cyklops but not cyclons tat iowa st.!
if you dont eat yor vegtabels then eat a ded aminal or to so taht you wil stay alive for a wile longr,!
thares not to fear when teh gangs all here so let it go rigt on ahed an hail.!
how com peple make fun of wvshacks if tey alwys so deperat to shackup an he get tv endorsments to.?
in teh mens rom at the forntyard brawel at haftim an at teh end thare was much chunderig herd.!
when it pours it somtims is rainig to.!
if he rembers to brig his fiddel.! a byrd in teh band is worth three of georg e bush.!
the monters coud hav won teh feista bole with juts one littel stitch in time.!
a peny savd wil be worth evn less tan befor it was savd.!
it dark as a dungoen way dwon in the mine but o how teh blak dimonds do sparkel.!
an irish semnole wil gather no mosse evn thogh he thogt tey woud back when he was rollig stoned.!
so many montan girls hav babys early becase thare midle nam is may it one tose sublimnal phenomnas.!
what coms out must hav oncet gone in.!
what gos down dosnt alwys com up especaly if it a secrt.!
it damp as teh dew way dwon in the mine but you canot drihk it like reglar montandew no.!
if you oversay somtnihg peple wil ovrhear you.!
if a man put his pant on 1 leg at a tim whil a womn put on a dres tehn who juts as good as who.?
aks not in teh country whare cannd dew for you is made ask only for your canned dew from teh country.!
you canot mak a cornsilk purse for a sow out of juts one ear.!
do not remov a fly form a felow monters nose with teh butt of yor mukset or oter hevy shootig irn.!
if you to ashamd of beig a gobblr do not juts make it worse by calig yorslef an evn hokeyr nam.!
time flys only if teh airline mangemnt dosnt chose newswek insted.!
ugly is as ugly dos but i juts only exrtapolatig.!
mares eat oats an does et ots an littel lams eat ivy but no not ivy to for kids its trix sily rabit .!
even if teh cart is not before teh horse he migt alwys notpull it.!
befor you mak fun of what hangig form anoters nose go ahed an pul at your own cripsyheded stremer.!
dont cont yor chikens unles befor you have frist acconted for each of yor sheeps an are stil wide awak.!
do give due an montandew unto othres as you woud have tem do give due an montandew unto you.!
stons may brake are bones an words can realy hurt bad but the sticks we juts call home.!
chilrens who ar seen an not herd shoud imediatly be sent to spech therpist.!
you wil only get anoter day oldr an deper in debit if you folishly try to lode sixten tons of numbr9 coal.!
yeehaw.! means i ecxitd or exubrant but hooh.! haw.! juts the sond of teh mens wrokig on teh chan gang.!
if it westrn virginans alwys stayd put in usamerca why the eastren desertrs get to steal the state nam.?
a usless terapin can only hid its soft vulnrabel underbely for so long befor it get termnated by a monter.!
do not kep loking for littel 1o little east litle sky littl west litel12 ect ect cofrences you wil not find tem.!
thare are at lest 3 oter secert ways to leve new monterfeild aftr a gam besids expeditosly.!
do not cros the event staf patrol at monter gams becase you cant tel if tey are all only actig wit autority.!
it customray in tese wvparts to rockum an bustum.!
evyone shoud start caling teh cavleirs an goblers east virgina an east virgina tech respctivly.!
oponents now a day at new monterfeild can realy rock a fellr an tat is why he hepled get it instald.!
if a helthy piglet is proprly greazd it will for a tim reman impervius to repeted atempts at captur.!
not even the smartst fastst trikiest cow can with its tail driv awy evry singel fly that it woud lik to.!
purchase from a snake oyl salsman only if it works for al your ratler coperhed an water mocsin bits to.!
to go from the botom to the top at monterfeild you must frist walk teh trail of tiers.!
a proprly made monterfan shoud porvide coolig comfrt an is defectiv if it serv only to increse teh heat.!
if wets virgina amlost hevean ten that woud mak east virgina aka virgina amlost what.?
the old romun collesum had som hungy lions but teh new monter colisum juts has som howlig wolfs.!
if jodey was a beter gardnr tehn the monters woud not have bougt a cat.!
some say monter coch king georgie was forcd to abdicat his thron in 1965 becase of the risig waters.!
somtims shuless woud amlost stil evn setle for a minor haris.!
jack did like for to realy rip on pit an on refree oficals but taht not how he got his niknam.!
whil nehlen at teh altar miss vicki gave up her king don for a hoss.!
to have a figtig cance in a hog calig contset one muts at teh otset not be averse to swine.!
a bluribon priz cow canot be had for chep unles thare is some udder probelm tey not telig you.!
if a dog whins a lot frist try fedig it or tehn try to tnihk of somting else for to ese its pain.!
do not be jelous of all tose smilig strangrs with thare candy.!
hey men rember to alwys hid teh bottel good form your wivs or you wil eventuly cach her in teh rye.!
if you dont get or lik a jok it polit to lagh anywy but ty not for to go to soon or to mak it sond forcd.!
if your nice to somone tey usuly wont forget an if your bad to somone tey wont forget ether.!
if you red monter histry youl find taht patton coched the monters rigt aftre he finishd up at wwII.!
the hoopey highwy intresct wit tobaco road smak whare teh bibel belt dabs rigt acrost.!
coud monters evr handel teh truth if jon devner realy was singing abot the westren reches of east virgina.?
lots of miners likd major an lots of majors like minors or so i herd.!
who wil decid if don nelhen ever hav becom sombody specal in the secnd lif seqel to his frist biogaphe.?
if you her a big loud catfigt at nigt wehn you in bed do not get involvd it not yor busness.!
somtims to enjoy a monter gam beter you muts not juts turn down the tv sond but also teh pitcure to.!
som peple do so hav hevy brothrs oterwise evrybody an thare borther woud alwys be caryig tem arond.!
if teh needel on yor tnihk tank is pontig to e juts try an mak it to teh next mentl statoin.!
to get thare next puppy rigt the wvmonters shoud oncet agan mate a bluetic hound an a goldn retreivr.!
an anser off teh top of the hed muts stil be flushd out of teh moth dwon belowe.!
it alwys easest to be pickd up rigt whare you wer left off.!
if you muts alwys be pickig at somone at lest mak sur you are alwys grinnig to.!
in monterland a smil is free but teth migt coud cost exta.!
a genune monter canot be boght or fond in stors lik som cheep paintd up ucon huksy.!
if a horshu is hung open sid down ten ollie luk runs ot.!
if a monter fan is nehlen don ten al his prayrs wil be anserd.!
an extended holliday is rarly worth a brokn legg even if a doc is in teh hoose.!
monters rich histry includs such tailbak talent as alexandre teh gate an napoleon.!
until mikey trangehse find teh class he loking for he shoud juts go an tak his seton the hall.!
if a scarlt nigt eats a pit panthre it wil get rutgrrs until it piscataway.!
of all teh big thik hevy wv monter texbooks wich one felld swoope.?
if one is not thurston for playig tim at wv he wil leve no mark.!
niether nelhan or catlet or thare stafs can elud the trackig skils of greg teh coch huntre.!
when nelhan argu wit his cordnater ovr play slecton tey usuly say let juts cal it a draw.!
gary is a wvtown nam nown for it coaldigers an also for it stills.!
is it mor respecful to bowden in the presence of gratenes or to be nelhen.?
in 1984 a playr namd christian finly prevaild aganst a lion by shootig teh monky off its bak.!
it ok for a monter to selfdeprecat but woe to any otsider who depecates on a monter.!
monter playrs hav so far com in colors brown an tanner greene an oliver black whit gray redd lemon an pinkney.!
it was teh monter trainig tabel what mad skip fuller.!
fulton an robret an tj were not bad runnrs ether.!
if shules ownd the nyjets he woud hav aquird james log log ago.!
you usd to coud find mayfeilds hayfeild on a secondry rod juts up teh holler form logans run.!
witout teh use of fisticuf he put oponents on thare duf he had rigt stuf was no crempuf yes samy huf was togh enogh.!
come on witout come on within youl not see anoter lik ol whitey gwynne.!
teh big bak wolfley becam a fulbak aftre dinig on 3 littel razrbaks.!
do not let yor stomach grow any farthr tan you can spit.!
do not ware bib ovralls to wedings or funrals wheter yors or somone eltses.!
it ben a long tim comig an it goig to be a longtim gone so enjoy.!
whover let the greenie ot of teh bottel shoud be severly repimand.!
a bad monter onseason is stil beter than a good monter offseason.!
life its ownself is lik no one youv evr met.!
do not be surprisd to here snikrig form abov as you icate your prognosts.!
lik tey say in july nevr foget to buy your fifht for teh forth on the thrid.!
true monters now juts wher e an whare not to go when tey are let.!
a thorn on your side is a thorn in thare side.!
go west yong man especaly if to los angels calforna or boize idho.!
a doble u is realy 2vs so teh monters shoud realy juts be cald trippel v u.! hey 3wins.!
if the monters bole win froze hell ovre i hope it thaws out later but dos not cach back on fir.!
if she steals aney more cofence teams i wil muts beat dona wit h a shalala.!
rashed is teh only marshal taht maters exept for ray marshal who linebaked for monters in 74 an 75.!
if you dont mind teh smel tehn it muts be yours.!
monters muts tak e not taht mont evrest is even highr if you strat climbig outof deat h vally.!
but p.s.! a tru e wvmonter shoud not rely on sissey pitons crampoons carbiners roopes iceaxs nylon sac ks ect.! ect.!
befor e milan pushed pescipton drug s i tninke that he usd to pushcars weh n teh prt borke downe.! tey shoud name tem for him.!
a penney saved wil be worthe less tahn a penny wehn earnd.juts ty usig a bubbel gum machinne!
a peson wh o alwys livs it up may nevre liv e it downe.!

i must tnink on more som for a wile.! plese be patent more wil com.! like chundre.!

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